i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
"I’m gonna have the biggest dick in Vegas for like, 10 seconds."
brendon urie, ladies and gentlemen. the gifset doesn’t do it justice. (video)
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture